The honeymoon itself was great but I managed to get strep on my leg on the flight home. For about a week and a half after we got back I had these bug bites that just would not heal, and were getting increasingly pussier and gooier and gross. Then I woke up with a fever, and it turns out I had basically strep throat…

My husband's parents' friend wore white to our wedding, and I did not care or say anything, but was mainly smirking the whole time like "GIRL HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS"

I know this is against the common conceptions of what makes a good marriage, but going to bed angry is sort of great. Because so often I get angry at the dumbest stuff, and so worked up, and then I sleep and by the morning I've completely forgotten why the hell I was so upset. I mean, it doesn't work for every…

My wedding photographer told me that at one wedding she worked, they tried to tip her in cocaine.