<i>"I’m a big fan of Bill Simmons’ BS Report podcast."</i>

My daughter and this game keep my head above water. What a sport...

"Hi honey, I'm home. What's this? Oh, those are the jizz-catching shorts I wear when I blow a load in my pants at the local titty bar, no biggie. What's for dinner?".....a conversation that has and never will happen in reality.

This, (blogger), seems like he has a really, (firm), grasp on the, (language).

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."

"Soccer sucks."

C'mon, I'm at least mediocre.

For the first time ever, I am a huge Simmons fan. Him immediately going back on the offensive when they cut back after the Doc interview was spectacular, made even moreso by the stark contrast of the other talking heads slipping into ESPN "we can't say anything negative or controversial" coward mode.

Not gonna lie - and I can't believe I'm saying this, but - he's been outstanding tonight. And I loved that he didn't back down in the face of Doc Rivers pulling a typical "he doesn't know the truth, blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, the rest of the ESPN guys, predictably, sit in silence, not wanting to offend a…

Quite honestly Simmons can't win with you guys. Can you pick ONE narrative and stick with it? You're all over the place ... you're like Rufus (RIP)

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Well isn't that Precious.

I refuse to believe Aaron Hernandez was anything but a good guy with a gun.

Before a capacity crowd at Attleboro District Court...

I think the look on his face said, "I ordered 5 limos last night?"

Kari: Ok, Mark. How would you describe this wine?

Tim Ferris, Tucker Max (if they are not, in fact, the same person)

the biggest pumps in North America went into action yesterday

"In 2013 he was added to the list of Great Floridians by Governor Rick Scott."

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