Also you could use it as a pillow and it wouldn’t complain or nudge you when you start to snore.

Bearist.

I wish I’d get seated next to a giant stuffed bear on my next flight. It won’t try to talk to me, hog the armrest, get drunk, or get up 10x to pee.

Thank god. Do you know how hard it is to find half-used bottles of lotion

Just thought of a way to rid the government of $60k of waste, get rid of this twitter position. Won’t even point out the rest of the waste this jobs program (TSA) is...

I’m sure that eventually, to make money, the TSA will start fining people arbitary amounts. “You attempted to bring on a carry on too large for the plane. You’ll be fined $10,000 and the bear will be conficsated and destroyed in front of your child’s eyes while a TSA agent holds her and tells her how awful her parents…

Then the bear will be forced to become a prostitute to survive, and will ultimately die from a drug overdose. Merry Christmas, y’all!