Totally dissed my submission, not even a rejection email, why do I still read this site. :(

Yeah, if someone photoshops Trump driving a Citroen, Jalopnik hate and love will meet, the site will crash permanently. It will be like someone divided by zero.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

I have and at that point I’d be willing to leave the child behind as payment.

For her part, Van den Driessche says the bike belonged to a friend, and mistakenly found its way into her race-day bike lineup.

FTFY.

lol... we were gonna walk out to this at my wedding, but instead we walked out to this...

I translated the lyrics for all of humanity back in 2011 so we can finally all know what the song is about. Text pasted here to help us all out. You’re welcome.

CANDY CANE!!!

Depends on the car. If it’s a luxury car, beige/white and wood everywhere, I know it’s a pain in the ass to keep clean, but god does it look good.

this comment is slightly lacking in Pantera.

Your body breathed liquid for 9 months. It will remember.

I’m curious why “laser tag” and “movie” make this list. Do people in Cleveland call these things “electromagnetic hide-n-go-seek” and “silver halide session”?

“What is this? A car for ants?? It needs to be... Three times as big!”

Eh...a lot less exciting than you would think. Just lots of gossip rag fodder about Tiger Woods.

Dragons and muscular topless women riding tigers and unicorns get airbrushed here.

Máté, you need to spend about a week in my garage. A friend of mine and I are about to swap an E30 6 cylinder into his 2002. I’ll even let you cruise around in my 1600.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?