NP if you’re in to longroof C4s, don’t mind it not being a 20-valve turbo’d 5 banger and enjoy scouring niche Facebook groups and German eBay when it comes time to replace a trim piece, headlamp glass or that right side tail light piece that Audi put the damn lock tumbler right in the middle of that always cracks.

This is right down the road from me, I just might go take a look at this after work.

I did not know I needed this gif until now. In to the reaction folder it goes.

“Gawker Media: come for the articles, stay for the guilt trip”

Conference call person: “Jenkins from accounting was killed by a bear. Can you take the lead on flowers for the funeral, maybe get some donations from the office for his widow?”

This was the first thing that came to mind when I read that.

#blackcarsmatter

The want is strong, but the wallet is weak and spongy.

I’m a military veteran now working in the bio/pharma industry. I have a full sleeve and have experienced much more of “the good” as opposed to “the bad” and “the ugly” as described above. Granted, I wore long sleeves for my interview and for the first few months I worked here, but now when my tattoos are visible, they…

The know what it says because cunieform script was deciphered in the 1800's. For manuals on sheep fucking, please contact ISIS. Those guys have got that shit down to a science.

It’s fun watching the reactions.

Take that, neighborhood property values!

Stephen King: Author, Musician, REALWare Player

All I could think of while watching Chump Trump stumble through that answer.

“I LOVE PLAID!” he screamed from the front seat of his GLI.

Terminator emblems, stickers, metal interior trim and a TRD dual exhaust setup.

“...load carrying capacity comparable to a twelve-year old girl.”

This was the first thing to come to mind! Beat me by a whole 20 minutes

There’s a Lamborghini Murciélago parked in a corner spot in my apartment complex (Baltimore suburbs, middle class complex). It’s under a cover most days and parked next to a shitbox H3