CANDY CANE!!!

Depends on the car. If it’s a luxury car, beige/white and wood everywhere, I know it’s a pain in the ass to keep clean, but god does it look good.

this comment is slightly lacking in Pantera.

I’m curious why “laser tag” and “movie” make this list. Do people in Cleveland call these things “electromagnetic hide-n-go-seek” and “silver halide session”?

“What is this? A car for ants?? It needs to be... Three times as big!”

Eh...a lot less exciting than you would think. Just lots of gossip rag fodder about Tiger Woods.

Dragons and muscular topless women riding tigers and unicorns get airbrushed here.

Máté, you need to spend about a week in my garage. A friend of mine and I are about to swap an E30 6 cylinder into his 2002. I’ll even let you cruise around in my 1600.

I’m sorry, but this is dope

Yo dawg, I heard you like your Ram, so we put Ram scoops on your Ram!

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

One internet point for you sir.

Why does it need Hellcat horsepower? If it’s, say, 1000 pounds lighter (which I believe the RS already is) there’s no need for 700hp. Get it to GTR power with awd, say 475-500, and you’ll have a mid 3 second 0-60. A company called HPI did that with the R32 Golf at 530hp on their Stage III application back in ‘04 and…

Well, your vote says you’re buy-curious, if that’s any help.

I want to start making offensive bumper stickers for cars that I dislike. I won’t actually do it, but I love the idea.

Imagine having a stack of bumper stickers that say “I don’t know how to use my turn signals” or “Watch out, I text constantly” and slapping them on violating cars when they park.

Actually a ton of fucks given BMW M5.

The 1990 7-UP Mustang. Created for a NBA promotion that was cancelled at the 11th hour.