It’s Alfred.

Look up Rape of Nanking to understand why Japanese and non-Japanese would probably feel uncomfortable in their own ways.

I wonder if they sssssspeak like Cobra Commander and emphassssize the Sssss’s when they talk.

As one eminent scientist put it:

Watching The Captains has me convinced that Brooks was either high out of his gourd or insane. Either way, his mind is no longer on this planet.

A dick joke and a push up contest? The horror!

WHADDYA MEAN SHE WASN’T FUNNY? NOT FUNNY, HOW? LIKE SHE’S NOT A CLOWN, SHE DIDN’T AMUSE YOU?

AYYYY I’M THOUGHT POLICIN HEA

so basically his solution is FUHGEDDABOUDIT

My (Jewish) grandfather once told (Jewish) me this joke:

Amos - “I am that guy...”

It’s more like decades of American political discourse alternating between milquetoast center-left reformism and hard-right extremism (which along the way produced such bipartisan efforts as the Iraq War, deregulation, and destruction of the social safety net) led to Trump, who isn’t the aberration he’s made out to be…

Why call this guy a man? Real men don’t pee sitting down.

With Brexit? Europe was never going to let us off for that.

You can’t see de eyes of the demon, until him come callin’...

it’ll have to be something very special to beat Pred 2 for the number 2 spot. Fuckin voodoo magic man

Well, there’s his organization the Huey P Newton Gun Club. Which is the best name ever.

Eh, normally I agree with you, but sending them to Jezebel implies only women care about it.

Well, would you look at that? He did something wrong and asshole-y, but because he actually took responsibility for his actions and apologized, I don’t feel he’s a bad person and I feel like forgiving him. If only more people did like him.

Yeah that was a +1 for being a sore loser.