Strange how Genghis Kahn was at best a violent and brutal, and at worst genocidal, expansionist, but the likes of Cezar and Alexander are great historical figures.

Republicans are openly hostile to us; Democrats are about the same on top of taking our votes for granted. Can we just ditch them both and go full communism already?

Yep. Their flavour of “fiscal conservatism” boils down to economic warfare against US citizens. Not quite the same as making sure taxpayers aren’t overburdened with frivolous governmental fiscal demands. While I am a socialist through and through, I do not question the humanity of the average old timey fiscal…

Yeah it’s sad the accent mocking is the least awful because everything else about that character is hot garbage

come on though, it’s probably 500 feet from the visitor’s center parking lot and contains a note on how the real treasure was inside you all along.

“What Neil Young should remember/

We (Canada) haven’t done so well on that point. Our government paid out millions (I feel justifiably) to several citizens who the government allowed to be tortured in other countries.

Theseus’ Paradox is still something we have yet to grapple with fully.

As a resident and student of Berkeley County, West Virginia, I can tell you right now that coal is never coming back.

Piers Morgan is a thin skinned bully, there’s no humour there.

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

yep, this shithole is full of CCTV, I don’t expect any privacy anywhere.

so let me get this straight. what you’re saying is you’re not even mad and in fact you’re actually laughing

Topham hat is a cruel master

GoldenEye 007 is the only game to remember

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

Does this look exactly like what you would expect an ICE goon to look like or WHAT?!

We had a puggle that we would catch eating poop directly out of our lab’s ass as it came out if we were not extremely vigilant at poop time. He would also eat shit at absolutely any other opportunity. It caused a fair bit of anxiety for us when we had our first child. The thought that he might eat the diaper off of…

One of the saddest things I’ve heard from my kid’s high school friends is “I’m joining the military so people will respect me.” Sure they will, kid, until they vote for politicians who promise to spend more on new jets than on the VA, or you end up homeless and begging for money on the street because of untreated…

Londoners knew what was up.