Machado and Harper are looking for their paydays, as they should, but I’d be wary if my team signed them for 10 years. I’d be down for 7 seasons at whatever their asking price is, but if I’m hesitant about paying out 35M+ for a few potentially declining seasons then I’m not really surprised that teams in general are…

Defensive, low scoring Italian league joke.

20-0 in Italy. 100-0 in any other country.

Sergio Ramos was either getting sent off with a red card or scoring a header at the 90th minute, there is no in between.

The irony, of course, is Don Cherry once again disapproving of players exhibiting a showtime persona that he exemplifies more than anyone else in hockey.

Sakho tried to work out a routine with Wayne Hennessey but then it got super awkward.

One of my best friends is a Belgian who also hates Fellaini on the national team so you are not alone. For me he brings both amusement and character to the game, even if those expressions are often unintentional. Basically he’s the soccer equivalent of a rodeo clown with incredible chest control.

There’s always a flip side.

My favourite café in London makes pressed croissant sandwiches filled with cheese, leek and red onion. A fantastically buttery way to start your day.

“I too can confirm that I was also sitting on the couch last night.”

LaVar Ball: “Son! What the hell are you doing in there?”

As an Oilers fan I always thought the biggest missed opportunity in the history of the organization was when the Edmonton Investors Group sold the team to Daryl Katz rather than converting ownership of the team into a public supporters group like the Green Bay Packers, FC Barcelona or Bayern Munich. In fact, if they…

17. FEDORAS ARE MANDATORY. If you are not wearing a fedora in our throwback establishment you are insulting our tertiary attempt at Prohibition cosplay and will be tossed out of our unoriginal fantasy world modelled after every speakeasy that modelled itself after Boardwalk Empire a lame-ass show that started merely…

Halladay said he wanted to go in as a Blue Jay. Here’s the video evidence, and it is unequivocal:

Mariano Rivera with another cutter.

As an Oilers fan, when the news of Chiarelli getting fired dropped I celebrated like we just won our 5th first overall draft pick.

Tangent hypothetical: If John Olerud got into Cooperstown and his plaque featured him wearing a helmet and not a hat would Rickey Henderson remark to Olerud during Hall of Hame weekend that he once played with a guy who wore his helmet as a fielder?

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Despite changing his number, when he loses his temper Matt once again becomes a DUMBA55.