“Krejci is right, it does happen to everyone.”

Joe Hart meanwhile continues to dream of the day he would be called for good goaltending.

Dunk on me like one of your French girls.

Not a surprise really, Die Mannschaft selects their players based on the same criteria.

If you live in NY and you know Hillary is going to win the state easily maybe one chooses to throw their support for a third candidate to move the centre in their direction.

I like to think that Jose Mourinho getting sacked as Manchester United manager is only a preamble for his inevitable second run as Manchester United manager.

Football Managers From Argentina And Their Nicknames:

I had the suspicion that Cable Thanos invented a genre that would be quickly bogarted by others - like parody Twitter accounts of famous sports personas. The innovation here is that instead of being a loose expression by a fan its been co-opted and formalized by the official team.

“It is an inevitability that Culture Industry will always find a way to repurpose the avant-garde.”

Players Who Think That Sergio Ramos Is A Total Bitch, Ranked:

If Kane’s feet wasn’t offside the bottom of his mouth clearly was. 

Greatest Excuses In Baseball History

“Bring Back Good Breakfasts”

Ronaldo threatens to have a woman cut up and thrown in a river but never once hugged Bale.

This will also be the excuse for the US Men’s National Team when they fail to qualify for the 2022 World Cup.

The ultimate humiliation for any ball player is knowing that James Harden dropped a 3 on you without travelling.

At least Mekhi Phifer knows what a bicycle kick is.

Liverpool losing their first game of the season counts as a trophy for Arsenal. 

The best description of Ovi is that he’s Cal Clutterbuck with 50 goals. If he was just a hit machine he would still be a very good NHL player, all the goals would be bonus delicious Russian beer-brined onion podliva gravy.