This is the most Sergio Ramos thing ever.

Everyone in Vancouver is saying that Elias Pettersson is the second coming of Markus Naslund. I’m not going to believe that until Todd Bertuzzi openly states that Mike Matheson should watch his back the next time he plays the Canucks.

Theo Fleury ended his career playing for the Belfast Giants. I once sat behind him on a flight from London from his time there.

The soccer equivalent of hitting a home run and doing a bat flip in one motion.

Karius would have found a way to knock the ball into the back of the net.

Weezy F Baby and the F stands for “Frustration on behalf of Odell Beckham Jr and his utility on the New York Giants”.

No point beating around the bush, everyone knows he’s going to Oakland.

I’m confused at why they would leave out Trotz. His coaching of a team that comically failed year after year made all the difference.

Tottenham trying to get eliminated from the Champions League so that they can get on with the more serious task of qualifying for the Champions League.

Open Question: If the Blackhawks are qualified as a “mini-dynasty” because they never won back-to-back I’m curious as to whether that title also applies to the Giants winning 3 World Series in 5 years.

Yes, d’oh, meant Blues instead of Blue Jackets. I blame posting before having my morning coffee, and the CTE from years of exposure to Don Cherry.

Jets and Predators are the only forces in the Central. Point is that the rest are fighting it out for mediocrity. Put any of the Wild, Avs, Stars, CBJ and Hawks in the Pacific and they probably finish bottom with the Canucks.

Think the Oilers curbstomping the league in its heyday inspires the current ridicule, which while deserved also creates some myopia. A lot of experts and pundits had them winning it all last year. If they’re not as good as everyone thought a year ago, they’re probably not as bad as people are convinced now.

As a Vancouver citizen you underestimate how much the Canucks are going to suck this year. They will finish dead last and then lose the draft lottery because winning anything just doesn’t happen here.

Astounding to consider how the United States regards its democracy as a model for the entire world while simultaneously mandating parliamentary systems in nations they overturn through warfare.

If neither Zieler or Sosa wants to claim credit for the goal then Harry Kane will take it. 

Michael Chang won the French Open at 17.

Greatest logo in the history of sports. My friend wears his old Whalers jersey to every game he attends and never ceases to get high 5s from everyone.

Truth is that Winnipeg had to build the stadium because the Blue Bombers threatened to move to Arizona.

I sincerely hope that Jace and Kelsi find a way to work things out, because I’m truly curious what they would name their children.