If it’s called “Free Jazz” why do I have to pay money to see it?

Goal of the season?

In case anyone is wondering, the German term for “severe anguish and disenchantment with the state of German football” is “Mesut Özil”.

The ultimate dick move would be to play “DICKMOVE” and see if they challenge the word. 

The way the eyes move around randomly in different directions makes it look like its gotten hit too many times by Scott Stevens in the neutral zone. 

Petition to have “Convicted Sexual Violent Predator Bill Cosby” appear every time Convicted Sexual Violent Predator Bill Cosby’s name is mentioned in an article, post or comment.  

Deadspin Idiot Attempts To Eat 50 Eggs, Invades The Field Of Yankee Stadium, Throws Up All Over Aaron Judge

Lionel Messi’s sister had a better Instagram defense of her brother after he missed the penalty against Iceland.

Conor McGregor giving whiskey drinkers a bad name.

“Love Me or Hate Me.”

Kanye randomly enters the stage:

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Having difficulty making sense of what’s going on here. Can someone tell me how to select the chronological feed option on Kinja?

I’m just gonna throw out a guess of the last dive bar I went to with a 45 minute wait for fried chicken: Reel M Inn?

In this instance, a source is to a flack what a jersey ad is to a comprehensive partnership designed to positively impact the community.

Perfectly justified imo. Ronaldo should know just as well anyone that you should never mess with another man’s hairstyle. 

That goal was so incredible Harry Kane’s jaw was hanging even before Icardi made contact with the ball.

Interviewer: “Can Eden Hazard be the best player in the world?”

Cosign on roasting eggplants whole as the best way to cook them. I like to bake them in the oven and then scoop out the flesh to operate as the base for eggplant lasagna.