Arsene Wenger also won 3 Premier League titles and look at all the respect he received!

Keith Hernandez: “This is quite possibly the worst era in Mets history.”

Messi would take this kid over Higuain.

Glenn Greenwald likes Tennys Sandgren because he is BRAVE and DEFIANT, which is clear by the way he wears his hat backwards as a sign of both FREEDOM and disrespecting AUTHORITY.

Come on now, that Barca squad was probably the best XI ever assembled. Peak Xavi, Iniesta, Messi, Busquets, Puyol, Pique, Alves, Villa, Mascherano - all orchestrated by Guardiola. A team so good, Fergie devoted an entire chapter in his autobiography to them. 

These clips are actually Berbatov’s audition tapes to be the next James Bond.

Real talk: With Arsene Wenger and Antonio Conte no longer in the Premier League, Mourinho is forced to play mindgames with the Manchester United board and players instead.

This is why I eat exclusively at bars. 

Pitbull will make that decision for he is as wise as he is talented.

The only way this would be acceptable is if the child was conceived at a Pearl Jam concert.

Scene: Last night, late evening, watching the news before bedtime, highlights of Duke v. Ryerson appear 

He’s coming BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK...

A meaningful El Clasico in Miami would generate metric tons of more revenue for both clubs than one played in Madrid or Barcelona. It would be on the scale of the Super Bowl, with fans and sponsors paying top dollar to see Messi nutmeg Casemiro, Sergio Ramos slap Pique, Pitbull performing at halftime and players on…

Is it really an Iniesta banger if Ray Hudson doesn’t make a ridiculously over-the-top orgasmic call?

I wonder who Kemp’s all time favourite player is.

As part of his brand, Kareem also puts goggles over the lens on his smartphone.

I don’t trifle with fast food establishments at all, but I always assumed that the cost benefit analysis of customers filling up their own drinks with soda instead of water would offset the cost of workers doing the job like they used to. If establishments are cheaping out on extra labour and depending on an honour…

Lets face it, the only way MJ would ever go hard at Trump is if he said LeBron was the better player.

“In a country wide open to the global world, in a country awash with international influences, just like any other western country, a ban on ‘soccer’ just seems bizarre.”

Guy Fieri is an interesting case. Held up as a cultural punching bag by Anthony Bourdain and Pete Wells, two individuals that I generally trust and refer to when it comes to food. The divides, though, can be dissonant. When Fieri did an episode of DDD in Vancouver he focused on small food trucks and vernacular noodle…