The last teenager from Alberta that went to Bayern Munich is Owen Hargreaves.

E: Montana, F C (1, Unforced, 11th inning)

The Cardinals Lost Their 51st Game

This lawsuit is petty but not as petty as my pending suit against FIFA for advertising the World Cup with a trophy this is clearly more “cartoon caveman club from the Flintstones” than an actual cup.

Ok fine, I’m sick of this shit, you got me.

Maybe I’m missing something because it’s Monday and this heatwave is killing my equilibrium, but I understood the comment to be sarcastic.

“Instead of loudly demonstrating in the streets and inconveniencing everyone, why can’t they find another way to protest police violence?”

I love cheese, I’m like a big mouse. 

In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

69: “Neymar goes down in the box.”

I’m just going to guess that Sergio Ramos’ number one idol is Draymond Green.

With the victory, France has officially been eliminated from the group stage of the 2022 World Cup.

If Roberto Martinez will not claim that beating England for the bronze at the World Cup is equivalent to winning the Premier League title then Arsene Wenger will do it for him.

Cesc’s goodbye tweet to Wenger from when he left Arsenal was identical just minus the Premier League title.

Back in my day, gambling mishaps that involved Oak resulted in Tyrone Hill getting a ball thrown in his face.

Real Madrid sold Ronaldo just so that they can buy him back again for a record fee.

It’s also “Gareth Southgate The Greatest Manager Of All Time” you fucking muppets.

Wishing you all the best for the future. Now is the chance for you to take time off from posting clips of Idiots-On-The-Field and finally become that Idiot-On-The-Field.

I re-read your comment hearing Stephen A Smith’s voice and the joke is even more hilarious.