You make it sound like sitting at the bar is a struggle, but I don’t really find ordering to be difficult if the establishment is good and professional.

I fucking love sitting at the bar. Almost always choose the bar over a table when I’m out with the wife for various reasons including:

When Neymar got kneed in the back by Juan Zuniga at the 2014 World Cup I knew his injury was real because he wasn’t moving at all when he went down.

This is so fucking England I can’t help but admire their consistency. You can set Big Ben to them finding a way to bottle it.

I both appreciated and enjoyed Hannah’s counter-intuitive sports movie takes even if I sometimes disagreed with them. A writer unafraid to stunt on America’s most tightly held adolescent screen memories always deserves an audience.

I have a totally sick Kevin Connolly burn that’s just sitting here waiting to be popped off.

As a Vancouver citizen I find the Yelp war on the restaurant’s page amusing with both pro/anti Trump sides are heaping scorn and negativity.

With both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo out of the tournament, this makes Marouane Fellaini the best player left in the World Cup. 

FIFA should have got Adam Silver to warn both teams against tanking.

The unfortunate part is that after forcibly kissing Koreans and giving thanks to the Virgin patron saint of Korea they proceeded to direct the Puto cheer to them.

If England ends up equalizing this match, under Fair Play rules this self-own results in Belgium losing their top seeding.

So I’ve developed an infallible and perfect system of predicting where the penalty taker is going to kick the ball based on which side the majority of his teammates lines up on.

Yeah but it was Ronaldo who gave the ribbon to the reporter’s mom. 

There is nothing more Spurs than Son Heung Min leading his team to the necessary 2-0 victory over Germany and still getting knocked out of the tournament.

Never forget that Hillary won the popular vote.

Never forget the gerrymandering of congressional districts.

Never forget that the Electoral College is an unjust system.

Never forget that Obama was only elected to a 3 year term.

Never forget that the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people.

Never forget that the US…

If North Korea can party with the United States, South Korea can party with Mexico. 

The worst part of this whole thing is that Salah will now unfortunately be forever associated with Steven Seagal and Floyd Mayweather.

Gary Bettman in the Hall of Fame just opens the door for Jarred Tinordi to also be inducted.

If England and Belgium end up tied they should really decide things by penalty kicks but then both teams would find a way to be eliminated.

A man, a plan, a canal, greatest football manager of all time Gareth Southgate.