I think this means that Argentina is going to win the 2018 World Cup.

LeBron to Montepaschi Siena, Italy.

The worst part is that he doesn’t celebrate with Bale.

Dudes like Pepe, Joey Barton and Sergio Ramos are such fucking unapologetic cunts always bringing the drama that’s why I love them.

As far as exaggerated theatrics go, this is actually pretty tame for Pepe.

With Mike Hoffman’s trade to the Panthers, Monika Caryk finally has the opportunity to fulfil her destiny as a future “Florida Woman.”

Your quadrennial reminder that Owen Hargreaves remains the only player to play for the England national team despite never even having lived in England.

If you want weird shapes you should lookup the gerrymandered congressional district version.

Hockey coverage here isn’t bad at all, although there could be more. If there’s noise from people about anything on this site it’s the soccer coverage.

You know what wasn’t so splendid: the skate in the crease.

Along with avoiding sponsors and US citizens, Rafa Márquez also declined Landon Donovan’s support of the Mexican team.

This is the soccer equivalent of a hockey player coming out of the penalty box and scoring on a breakaway and I love it.

Neymar finally emerges from Messi and Ronaldo’s shadow.

Goddamn.

Donovan continued his apology by stating that he regrets the controversy of choosing Mexico as his other team and that they will be replaced by Iran.

If you just survived a second run with David Moyes as your manager you would be crying too.

Shoutout to all the baby dads who stuck around and gave a fuck.

With the draw, Neymar continues to live in Messi and Ronaldo’s shadow.

Coutinho forcing a transfer out of Liverpool in January and not playing all the way to the Champions League final resulted in him putting all his saved energy in a thunderstrike against Switzerland in the first game of the World Cup. Everything is working out exactly as he planned.