6. England wins it all based on shock performances from Lingard, Golden Boot winner Marcus Rashford and an aging Ashley Young who establishes himself late in his career as the greatest left back of all time (Blame Mourinho)

Reasons why France does not win the World Cup:

Had dinner once at a fancy restaurant with a friend and she called out a bad bottle of expensive Pouilly-Fuissé, which the sommelier contested absolutely wasn’t. She then said “Ok, lets open another bottle. If its different, then the bottle we ordered is obviously off. If its the same I will pay for both.” They…

“They’ve finally done the right thing.”

Thanks Dave.

If Sergio Ramos didn’t elbow Karius in the head then Zidane would still be Real Madrid’s manager.

“Is it 69? It has to be 69.”

Like Don Cherry’s opinions on hockey, politics and everything else, his daily sandwich came straight from the 1950s.

Pusha-T hit at Drake so hard it made Zidane stop and pause and make the decision to just walk away from the game.

Sergio Ramos’ favourite hockey player is Tom Wilson.

Sergio Ramos was going to beat Liverpool by either bodying their star player or scoring the winning goal with a header at the 90th minute, there is no in-between.

She dominated every competition she played in and won every trophy available to her multiple times over an era spanning decades. The first name that enters my mind when I hear the word “Tennis” is Serena Williams. That’s GOAT status.

The do the same in soccer, every single game. Hockey players only do handshakes after a playoff round.

Random thought, but shouldn’t there be some sort of pitching or throwing equivalent of the home run derby? Like a target basket 100 yards away that you have to throw balls into. I imagine it would be entertaining to both see someone like Ichiro throw accurate strikes from right field to home and to see Chuck Knoblauch…

Zlatan did not receive a red card. The red card received Zlatan.

A ballgame should have a starter, a middle reliever and a closer but not necessarily in that order.

Never underestimate the political sway and influence of the powerful Door lobby.

Serves the Tim Horton’s worker right for asking her how she felt about fellow Canadian James Paxton recently throwing a no-hitter on Canadian soil.

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?