The liberty to star your own comments squared by unnecessary aggression and an ideological refusal to use capital letters and punctuation - you embody the best of Kinja users who will be forever stuck in the greys.

The only thing I love more than users responding to throwaway jokes with the utmost of seriousness are those very same users who star their own comments in a vain attempt at forced agreement.

Great, new condo developments taking over Oakland’s hallowed foul ground territory. Gentrification and the trampling of history in the Bay Area continues unabated.

If only these victims carried guns with them in a domestic setting among friends, they would have been able to prevent yet another incoming assault by sensible Americans arguing for reasonable gun control laws.

So is Kanye.

The real offence here is that he didn’t communicate in proper English by using 2 fingers.

I have no dog in this race, but I don’t know why Seattle would make the decision to pass this plan rather than run.

The retraction of DACA combined with the killing of the Voting Rights Act, new demands on voter ID, individual rights endowed on corporations, a fetish of the Constitution and the Electoral College, the cynical blockading of a Supreme Court replacement for Scalia and the ongoing gerrymandering of districts despite…

Arsenal misses out on yet another star player.

Europe is where the sports are capitalist and health care is socialist. The US is where health care is capitalist and the sports are socialist.

My gf was flatmates with Tim Roth’s sister in London for years and knows the family well enough. The story is that they’re not Jewish, but in the years leading up to WWII their father changed his last name as a sign of support for persecuted Jews in Europe. If Tim Roth gets confused for being a member of the chosen…

Her voice was silent, like the E in her name.

If people are surprised Trump used Hurricane Harvey as cover to pardon Joe Arpaio just wait till tonight when he starts World War III by bombing North Korea during the Mayweather-McGregor fight.

Donald Trump takes an oath as President to protect the Constitution.

Eh, if competition is about winning titles it’s not outlandish to think that Dembele will achieve more with a seriously stacked France than a less composed Barcelona.

Short term, in a World Cup year, France will benefit more than Barca. Long term and over the course of his 5 year contract, France (with Dembélé playing a starring role) has a better chance of winning a World Cup and Euro double than Barca does winning the Champions League twice in that interim.

This move will ultimately help the French national team more than Barcelona. Can’t see Barca getting past Real Madrid this season, but with the competition in a tougher league, proximity to world class players and building confidence Dembélé will receive I can see France winning the World Cup next summer.

Toronto Maple Leaves

I grew up in Alberta and can attest that we call it kickball.

The outrage is magnified by the fact they didn’t ask Phil Mickelson to show his bra when he attended the game.