Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Zlatan zcored 28 goalz lazt zeason not 38. Ztill that iz a zolid return for a 35 year old zuperztar. I would ztop now but I am zincerely zo excited Zlatan iz back. We are all witnezzez.

If any big European club is going to visit Azerbaijan it should really be Atletico Madrid.

PSG is now looking into buying Barcelona for the purposes of using them as a feeder club.

Total Eclipse of the Boogs

I’m a big scotch drinker. I always have a drink with a cube of ice so that as it gradually melts it transforms the drink. Each sip is a shade different from the previous one: the scotch opens, the colour brightens, the volume has the illusion of remaining the same. There’s also the added incentive of prolonging the…

Jose Mourinho had the exact same reaction when he heard that Chelsea lost to Burnley .

Gary Sheffield shared this article on Facebook.

We will know when Asensio reaches world class status the moment he starts to ignore Bale during his goal celebrations.

Charlottesville is only the second worst injustice to happen this week.

We call it RoundPuck up here.

I am now genuinely curious if Tim Tebow can dunk a basketball.

Goose Gossage can’t wait to kill this kids spirit for the game once he informs him of the Unwritten Rules of Baseball.

Someone build this man a statue.

Despite the loss, Gerard Pique is going to claim the high ground by reminding everyone that he didn’t celebrate his own goal by taking his shirt off.

Fucking idiots, the wheel is obviously moving in a direction towards the left.

If Kenan Thompson bodychecked Drake during a Black Jeopardy sketch this would make him Robert Horry.

The transfer will happen after Jordan Henderson posts a picture of them together saying “Se Queda”on Instagram.

#WarmTake, not #Hot, more earthy with a balance of tang.

David Luis makes the same face when the spirit of Jesus enters through his penishole.