If Synchronized Swimming can be an Olympic sport so can Dota 2.

This is true. As far as I know, McCarthy has never been sacked via poem.

Yes, I was only responding to Orlandu’s inclusion of Ireland in the list of countries. Otherwise, even if RoI was a part of a British World Cup team, chances are good that Roy Keane would have gotten suspended for calling the manager a fucking wanker.

Ryan Giggs and Roy Keane could have easily walked on to any GB starting XI.

My friend is a team doctor for 2 of the top 4 sports pro organizations and he always comps me great tickets when his teams are in town. One time I was seated next to a colleague of his who was a medical officer (now retired) for a national Olympic team (both summer and winter). We got to talking about doping in sport…

“First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you’ve been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!”

Fellaini was/isn’t a DM for Man United, he’s mostly been an unconventional number 10, meaning target man for long balls that he would knock down for the surrounding forwards to play through (its my theory why his afro is so big, so the deep midfielders can more easily spot him). Ander Herrera isn’t built for the role…

Thats what you get for staying in the key for more than 3 seconds.

69. Pablo Sandoval liking a girl’s Instagram selfie while sitting on the toilet in the seventh inning. 

The irony of LaVar Ball telling someone to stay in their lane.

If Babe Ruth never picked up a bat and continued his career as a pitcher he would have had a good chance in making it to Cooperstown.

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LeBron James making 4 dimensional chess moves while Dan Gilbert is stuck playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

The word you’re looking for is “Higuain”.

For those of you wondering, “Chicharito” is Spanish for “Little pea who always goes offside.”

The only way I’ll believe this transfer happens is when Woj tweets it.

When Wenger was basically forced by conditions to sell RvP to United he handed them the title and probably doesn’t want to repeat that mistake with City - the optics of them winning the league with Sanchez would be a dickpunch to an increasingly contested legacy.

Surprised he didn’t make the argument that he be freed so that he could continue his search for the killer of his dead ex-wife.

He’s a winger, not a striker. Also think Wenger would rather keep him in the hopes for a title run and risk losing him for free next year than sell him to City.