The market for strikers died when Manchester United signed Lukaku. The price for Morata went down significantly enough to go from being read as bad and over-expensive to actually sensible. Mbappé will break records, but he’s fated to join Real, if not now then next year, which only leaves PSG as the solitary remaining…

When I lived in the Bay Area and would attend Warriors games when they weren’t good I was impressed by the local fanbase who were loyal, fervent, and turned out in droves. The rally call was never “Go Warriors”, it was always “Go Oakland”.

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

“Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player”

A couple summers ago, the gf and I went out for a nice summer evening dinner at an Indian restaurant and we ordered a bottle of Miraval rosé which turned out to be the winery that was owned by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It was really good! This past weekend I saw it stocked at the liquor store and noticed they…

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

At this point, Billy Beane should just say fuck it and sign with the Golden State Warriors.

GET FUCKED GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

If my favourite centrefielder of all time Devon White can go by his name I can go by mine.

Mayweather/McGregor is still more of a sport than figure skating though.

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

That was the worst rendition of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ever.

I’ve seen Sonic Youth live more than any other band in my lifetime: from the Goo tour to The Eternal, from Edmonton to Berlin.

Vintage Everton Wayne Rooney: scoring screamers and grandmothers at every opportunity.

For all you punk-bitches that mocked me for saying that Peyton Manning is the Rihanna of the NFL who’s laughing now?

If Figure Skating can be an Olympic sport so can Action Painting, Freestyle Rhyming and the Slam Dunk Contest.

This post is nothing but a muffin serve for someone to smash a Rafa Nadalesque HailAnts.jpg return.

Jezebel Janet wanting to move from Edmonton to LA to further her acting career is true though.

It was Pronger, not 99 (the rumour was also total bullshit, but I wanted to end with a joke).

Think the 9M number for Draisaitl being thrown around by Dreger is merely a starting ask so there’s an expectation that number will go down (he also quoted 14M for McDavid). If Leon ends up around 8M and the Oilers have ~20.5 total locked down for a premier Centre pairing in their prime UFA years that’s a good…