Jesse Lingard schooling the future graduates of Dab University.

True Detective 3 should be about figuring out what happened in True Detective 2.

Utah deciding to keep Jazz as their team name makes more sense than someone just randomly choosing to call the NBA team in Boston the ‘Tics.

The Indecision

Scenes when Higuain botches the ceremony by missing the delivery of the ring.

Hold up, am I the only one who considers the netting in athletic shorts a stand-in for underwear?

All of this is incorrect, the triangle worked because ILLUMINATI.

When I lived in Stockholm I was initially unnerved by all the people I saw publicly urinating in the street. Young people, old people. Men and women. Morning, day and night. The spectacle of dropping trou and relieving oneself was everywhere and indiscriminate, like it was a protected form of speech decreed from the…

Hayley Wickenheiser is a lock. Or at least she should be, I don’t think she slept with Craig Janney’s wife.

If Cabrera really wants to leave the Mets he should just flip the bird at a fan.

Phil Jackson: What is a triangle?

Loud noises when Ronaldo signs with the Golden State Warriors.

I love my uncircumcised penis so much. Sometimes twice a day.

I’m not circumcised. When I was 11, my mom somehow got the absurd idea that I probably should be. In a visit we made to the doctor, he basically explained “Look, God put it there for a reason,” which my mom acknowledged as a logical premise. That evening before bedtime remains the first and only time in my life that I…

/Scans shoes for Deadspin logo 

As an Oilers fan I’m trying to figure out why the McDavid jersey in the photo has an A on the front when he never wore one.

Counterpoint: Leonard Part 6

You know Nashville has arrived as a real hockey market when they start yelling at Mike Milbury on air and boo Gary Bettman when he steps on the ice with the Cup.

His English is better than Wayne Rooney’s.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?