Nightmare Ant or GTFO

If Ted Leonsis invited me over to talk hockey the first thing I would ask him is why the Capitals logo is set in all lowercase letters.

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

Mr. Met flips the bird to a fan, gets fired, Mets offer a public apology.

Hee-hee, “Poo-holes.”

“I almost signed him.”

My favourite moment of Da Ali G Show remains the time he asked Buzz Aldrin when he thinks man will walk on the sun.

Don’t know why there’s so much controversy about last night. That catfish is clearly onside.

The Penguins blew a 3-1 meme.

Oh come on Patrick, no one really knows how much older Freddy Adu is.

Dude is holding his bat upside-down. No wonder they suck.

The Senators didn’t appreciate Crosby chirping about the attendance at the Canadian Tire Centre.

Villain: Christopher Walken

AR5ENAL

He said it to the air.

Olivier Giroud had an excellent chance to interject and put away all the bickering and divisiveness but he completely bottled the opportunity.

-Shia LaBeouf, french for “The Beef”

“FUCK YOU DEADSPIN DONT TAKE AWAY OUR GLORY”