This is the only way Jonny Evans will ever be classed in the same tier as Diego Maradona and Thierry Henry.

At this point, if Ovechkin wants a ring he should just sign with the Golden State Warriors.

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”

To be honest he looks more comfortable here than when he realized the Oilers won the draft lottery.

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

#WENGERMAYBE

Look, realize it’s both easy and convenient for you to counter any argument I make with the lazy label of “homerism”, so I’m just going to point to the unanimity, clarity and detail of last night’s Sportsnet panel and this morning’s TSN segment that it was goaltender interference, uninterrupted. I’ve already moved on…

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/button-it-was-very-clear-this-was-goaltender-interference~1117562

Elliotte Friedman, Ron Maclean, Kelly Hrudey and Bob McKenzie, et al disagrees with you.

It’s not homerism to think that Kesler holding down Talbot’s leg is interference. There is contact and it is not incidental. Kesler was pushed in the crease by Nurse but this does not avail him of being responsible for anything that happens after.

I’m now convinced these shitty calls is just league payback for us always winning the draft lottery.

Probably because everyone was looking for the puck and not where Kesler’s hand was.

As an Oiler fan all I can say is that I haven’t been this disappointed about the officiating since Wednesday.

Shit man, I can’t even go 2 hours without rubbing one out.

CHIP KELLY

I read this in Don Cherry’s voice.

Both my girlfriend and I are generous tippers. It’s not out of the world to reward good service. Also, we’re remembered as good customers and get comped free glasses of wine, deserts, even entire meals on occasion. Maybe Liam Neeson has a good sandwich street rep as a good tipper.

3 goals, 0 celebrations with Bale.

The Fifth Element: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Milla Jovovich.