He’s not there yet, but Pulisic is on his way of topping this by receiving a five match ban.

Doctor: Eddie, tell me what you see.

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I’m not saying that Christian Pulisic is the American Messi, I’m saying that Lionel Messi is the Argentine Pulisic.

This goal wasn’t as bad as the one Tommy Salo let in when Sweden was knocked out by Belarus in the 2002 Winter Olympics.

As an Oilers fan I always thought that Wolverine would make the perfect mascot for the team (born in Oilers territory of Cold Lake, Alberta). Instead we got this:

Despite never having played the game of hockey or even having the ability to skate, Kevin Millar has volunteered to suit up for the USA women’s national hockey team.

Unfortunately, this is karmic payback for U2 automatically adding Songs Of Innocence to iTunes libraries around the world.

“Is it really a banger if it was scored with Joe Hart in net?”

At the rate Rooney has been gradually dropped back from striker to attacking and to central midfield, he’s going to end his career as a goalkeeper for the San Jose Earthquakes.

The Battle Of Alberta is back stronger than ever.

This move just confirms the already widely held suspicion that Manchester United is a stepping stone for the Chicago Fire.

NONE OF US ARE WITNESSES

Taylor Swift has a more intimidating squad than England.

Is this the thread where I can post my bracket?

This result just confirms the suspicion that Craig Shakespeare is the greatest living manager in England.

Can’t wait for Pulisic Flappy Hands™ to replace the Ronaldo Siiiiii in football goal celebration memery.

C’mon man, when someone accuses another of bogarting jokes with resorts for ID confirmation how do you expect them to respond?

Evoking Reddit/Deadspin “regurgitated” crossover and pleading “asking a question” innocence is a nice attempt at a dodge.