Ronaldo and Fat Ronaldo.

Premier League Managers On Ranieri’s Sacking:

He’s crying because he wanted the Islanders jersey with Captain Highliner on it.

Question from the audience: “What do you think is more insane: Kyrie Irving’s belief that the Earth is flat or Phil Jackson’s belief in the Triangle offence?”

I will argue that a post about the futility of Arsenal sans mention of “Stan Kroenke” misses the target completely - which I suppose in the end is perfectly Arsenal.

Barca’s first problem was that Ter Stegen had more touches than Suarez.

Roses are red

Shawn Marion’s shot still looks funnier.

Yes, MSN is more or less a conventional trident with Messi and Neymar on the wings and Suarez up the middle. Messi was a False 9 when Guardiola matched him with Villa/Pedro on the left and right and he would switch up between playing as a central striker and falling back to play as a 10.

Best I can tell, this is the apparent logic:

Delete our accounts.

I’ll believe it only when Woj tweets it.

Gronk would have stopped 23 points sooner.

That’s nothing, Hue Jackson took 15 protest losses last season.

To be honest, I’m impressed he can count that high.

Zlatan is only 237 goals away from breaking Rooney’s record.

Also, Toronto Maple Leaves.

My aunt bought me that jersey in the 94 season. Larry, Delino, Marquis, Wetteland, Hill, fuck that was a good team.

Because he cost €34 million and hasn’t played in over a month.