On the other side, Memphis Depay hasn’t played for Manchester United for over a month because he’s shit.

“Hey, I’m also a Giants legend. Where’s my pardon?”

Once again the lesson here is to just pay Karim Benzema’s friends their asking price without negotiation.

Typical American arrogance, trying to come in and manage Swansea without the ability to speak Welsh.

You do yourself no favours resorting to plus/minus in evaluating a player - which is the single worst stat in hockey. If we graded forwards on +\- Ovechkin would be regarded as shit despite a year that had him score 51 goals while sitting at a league bottom -35. Even Gretzky finished some of his good seasons with a…

Shawn Kemp has 11 opportunities to show Karl that he’s a good father.

The chart seems to suggest that Draisaitl is producing less when he’s playing even strength with McDavid, which works against your point.

Draisaitl has been outproducing McDavid the past 20 games and has 30 points as the Oilers second line center, just a shade out of the top ten in the league.

The only thing more random than the owner of the Florida Panthers becoming Secretary of the Army is the owner of the Florida Panthers firing Gerard Gallant.

Delete our accounts.

Top 5 goalies by salary:

Elite top line skaters - the 7M forwards/skaters – who get paid don’t fall off and odds are simply better that they play to their floors. Anyone would be hard pressed to name a elite skater who veers in quality over the duration of their contract like Lundqvist, Bobrovsky or Rinne has, who most would put him as a top…

I’m fine paying quality goalies like Schneider, Holtby and Crawford 5-6M a year. Point is the 7M total a team might invest in a tandem is far better than giving that amount to a single player at that position, plus more for a backup. There’s security in going dollar/term for elite forwards/dmen because skaters don’t…

I think about this subject a lot. If goalies can be streaky a team gambles by overpaying in both dollar and term for a #1 starter. Lundqvist has been poor dating back to last season. Add in shaky, inconsistent performances the past couple years from guys like Pekka Rinne and Bobrovsky (although Bobrovsky has been good…

Last May I was flying international out of JFK. The lineup through TSA wasn’t bad, but the lady in front of me was super blinged out with rings, jewelry, all that annoying shit anyone flying today should know not to wear. Anyways, impatient prick that I am, I grabbed my trays and brusquely cut ahead of her at the bin…

Phil Jones: “I’m literally freezing my balls off.”

It should not be a surprise to anyone that Bradley is failing as Swansea manager seeing as he doesn’t speak Welsh.

Dropping 60 points is great, but the real story here is that Draymond Green went 48 minutes without kneeing an opposing player in the balls.

The motherfucker also probably pronounces “data” like it rhymes with “beta.”

A good example of not rushing to judgement would be refraining from shooting another person in a fit of road rage.