By this logic, Januzaj = Swaggy P.

KLINSMANN OUT METER:

That cat is wearing mascara.

Assist by Letang, French for “The Tang”.

Luck or not, let us recognize that in the end it came down to a prime opportunity of Ronaldo taking his shirt off in front of an international audience and he nailed it.

Lightning should re-sign Stamkos just so that Jon Cooper can troll everyone by playing him on the wing.

As an upstanding member of the court, Colon would never perjure himself and swing at the subsequent pitch.

The undying hate of a historic rivalry that has lasted 2 years.

Johnny Manziel also takes 1000 shots a day.

Down after 45 minutes, at halftime Unami Emery told Sevilla to go out there and play like Liverpool in 2005.

Whitecaps v. TFC last night was pretty fucking lit too.

From the clip it looked like Drogba wanted in on the PK too.

#MOYESIN

Van Gaal just got lost due to the confusion that West Ham plays in East London.

Greg Oden

If United finishes both in 4th and beats Palace at Wembley, Louis van Gaal can claim success in winning two titles this year: the FA Cup and the Wenger Trophy.

Ken Hitchcock is at least two and a half times the manager Claudio Ranieri is.

He still won’t break Wilt Chamberlain’s record.