The fuck.

To be honest, I’m more shocked that Tottenham will finish second than Leicester winning the title.

Iggy also about to drop spoilers for Captain America: Civil War.

He was mad as a pitbull, was about to strike me, me, who is weak and much smaller than him...

Ronaldo will only be truly happy when Real Madrid sells him back to themselves just so that he can break Bale’s transfer record.

This is what was so bullshit about the first movie, that the aliens were Mac compatible.

“Ima fix wolves”

Giants Security Guy: “If you interfere with a fair ball you will be kicked out of the stadium.”

You don't have to be a conspiracy theorist to know that the Oilers will win the 2016 NHL draft lottery.

I’m Korean and can tell you for a fact that these announcers are just really angry and offended about Park not doing the bat flip.

21 pounds in 21 days.

El Cholo > El Lucho

Next year’s best selling jersey will be the Matthews home Oilers sweater.

I'm just impressed that he didn't take his shirt off after scoring the hat trick.

No banter, this is just horrible.

Honest question, where do you hide a huge octopus like that for 3 periods before you throw it on the ice?

Ernie Els may have shot 10 on the first, but Dany Heatley scored 50 in 07.

Imagine him pitching to Nomar Garciaparra.

Let's be honest here, the only reason Madrid lost was because Sergio Ramos forgot to get a red card.