Alternatively, Patrick Roy couldn’t hear you say that the Avs lost 4 straight to miss the playoffs because he had his Stanley Cup rings in his ears.

Let’s be honest, the only team that has a chance of bringing down Barcelona this year is Suddeutsche Zeitung.

After crossing home plate Puig picked up his bat just so that he could flip it in proper celebration.

The imaginary lump is just the pocket hanging down. The real lump is in his cerebral cortex.

Sergio Ramos shows the same reaction when he doesn't receive a red card.

Bale’s goal was disallowed just so that Ronaldo could score the game winner.

The irony is that Stroman was just loudly reciting the Unwritten Rules of Baseball.

Thanks Trudeau

I just want to see Bartolo Colon hit another double.

“Lemme know.”

Arsehole

What the hell is wrong with you it’s “football” not “soccer” you fucking mong.

The real offence here is that they called them “shoes” and not “boots.”

If Robinson is patient enough to wait, he will eventually find the shoes on the shores of the Burrard inlet with a disembodied foot in them.

“The Hockey Sweater” is a Rob Ford sized part of Canadian folklore though.

Based on history, it was probably his dad demanding that he be the nominee.

Sprechen Shiesse Erhalten Knallte.

+1 dollar to the fundraising campaign.

It’s a pretty rare fucking moment when Lazio supporters look better in comparison.