“Balls-Out Comeback”, like going from Barcelona to Munich to Manchester, Pep Guardiola continues to bogart Louis van Gaal’s style.

Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.

If Rachel Notley, the premier of Alberta, was American she would be decidedly to the left of Bernie Sanders.

Steffi Graf: “Diego Maradona is the best soccer player in the world.”

Fun fact: As soon as Fulham removed the Michael Jackson from Craven Cottage they got relegated. The curse is real. Don’t fuck with the King of Pop.

#MourinhoIn

The ultimate irony of this post, of course, is in how Erin Andrews has a history of being trivialized as a woman sports reporter here.

To be honest, I find it more shocking that Tottenham is in second than Leicester City is in first.

Louis van Gaal’s imitation of Arsenal’s title chances.

“You see ref, when I feel horny I assume the following position.”

Marcus Rashford reminds me of a young Anthony Martial.

Marcus Rashford is on pace to score a brace every game in his Manchester United career.

Müller’s goals always look so awkward. Gawky but effective. Like Shawn Marion hitting 3s.

If Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain was the 1995 Seattle Mariners then Edgar Martinez’s game 5 double was its “Gold Soundz”. Discuss.

The little boy inside him was screaming for R. Kelly.

“Not the keeper’s fault, it was his cleats.”

Kenny Smith gave this compilation a 9.

“Barca is playing great, unbelievable football, but the 95-96 Bulls are still better.”

“Disgusting.”