Both Leicester City and the Florida Panthers are in first, just as everyone predicted.

“You miss 100 percent of the tequilla shots you don’t take.”

Will it have wi-fi?

While Petrovic got the Gordie Howe, Evander Kane was only a goal and an assist away from the Patrick Kane Hat Trick.

“Look, I’m normally not the type to criticize someone for an adventurous and unorthodox haircut.”

He’s a 2/3 D on any good team. Not saying he doesn’t have deficiencies but a lot of teams would covet his offensive upside. I don’t like him, probably for more personality reasons and he’s definitely overpaid, but I’m not going to underrate him as just average either.

He’s still better than good. Very good isn’t far off.

Breaking: The Edmonton Oilers have offered Justin Schultz a 5 year deal paying him 7.6M not to play.

If I hit this shot I will sign with Golden State after this season...

I just can’t knock Falcao. At the time of his knee injury he was a superstar striker who had the world at his feet. And while he didn’t produce in Manchester or Chelsea, he also never sulked or complained about playing time, opportunity, service, whatever. He was a model squad member who always trained well, supported…

We need an oral history on oral histories.

Still one of my favourite posts of all time.

Cristiano can probably dunk, but Messi has 5 Ballon d’Ors.

Patrick Kane told John Scott that he would get the biggest boos and Scott would get the biggest cheers.

“I almost signed him.”

Surprised Arsenal didn't finish in 4th.

“If I hit this shot I will demand a trade back to the Lakers.”

“Jurgen Klinsmann not voting for Landon Donovan is more proof that Jurgen Klinsmann hates America.”

AGUERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Perez tried to fax Benitez the message beforehand but it didn’t go through.