“An anorexic plumbing insulator who drives stick, sometimes off-road in his aging SUV, as he heads out to grab a dozen or so pounds of lobster, which he’ll share with his gerbil, who walks around in a huge mechanical exoskeleton he printed on a 3D printer?”

He bought a British Computer and can only file articles occasionally

Yeah, this is bullshit, man. First the Funbag was a stupid podcast and then no AM article this week. I almost had to do some work.

“Remember the Mercury Milan?”

you're whats wrong with this country

YEAH WTF DOUG.

Dear Doug, didn’t you promise us a broken Aston update this week? Perhaps I would know more if I followed you on Twitter...

If I still had my FR-S I’d be touting myself as an early adaptor. I think quite possibly the first thing I did, besides get rid of the shitty Prius tires, was to re-badge it as a GT86.

The whole neighborhood is that one individuals property?

Yeah, uhm, no.

Three words. LIVE. REAR. AXLE. or BODY. ON. FRAME. lol

Hes the real life equivalent of this guy.

This guy should get an award for being the shittiest career con man in history.

I hate to say this, but this may have been legally justifiable. A jury might even sympathize with someone saying they felt threatened by a bike circling their vehicle.

So posting it on social media is his response? How about taking it to the local sheriff’s office so they can get the whole truckload of bro-dudes off the street before they shoot someone?

It’s okay, if you plug a Fuel Shark in it evens everything out.

Guys, I got this. Just take a massive dump right before you go on any car trip. Less weight will mean using less gas, so you can offset the energy used by your phone.

That’s why Torch’s name is attached to it. As Hunter S. Thompson once said:

That’s why only I drink water:

What a weird and unfortunate article to have to write...