Gretchen?

Gretchen, stop trying to make colored tires happen.

It’s about time

Hickory, dickory, dock.

DeMuro in the snow with an Aston Martin seems like a likely conclusion to a game of Clue.

Most surprising part of the headline.

My best friends dad was a used car salesman in suburban Detroit and I’m pretty sure his business partner had one of these cars. It was a Cadillac Seville and when he had trouble with the car my dad who works for GM got in touch with someone for him. They put 2 and 2 together and told him they needed to buy the car…

“Working at the proving grounds in the mid 1980s, Jack was struggling to make ends meat”

I see Mr. Clingingsmith as a hero of sorts, he saved these cars that would otherwise be destroyed and forgotten, and gave them a (short) lease on life.

Did you miss the part where the cop ran over the bike?

iQuit

Why did they not make the ad look like this instead of what you originally posted?

Not 100% sure. We didn’t get it fixed before we traded it in. I suspect it was a bad computer module that started affecting other modules. If not that, I would suspect it was either a) possesed by the devil or b) made by GM. It’s a bit of a toss up.

On January 30th 2015, I took a red-eye flight from Denver, Colorado to Augusta, Georgia, to pick up a new car and drive it home. The car in question: a 2011 Lexus GS460. These are very rare cars, for 2009-2011 they were special-order-only, and around 50 people each year ordered one. I had watched the market for a…

This was when I was back in college. I was driving a beat up 1999 Ford Ranger King Cab with a Mazda B3000 engine swap. The four wheel drive system sometimes worked, sometimes not, and it decided when it would kick in and out. The truck also only started half the time and when it did start, it would die every time you…

Back in February of ‘07 we had a Saturn VUE (4 cyl., AWD, and the much despised CVT) which, up until the last few months we owned it, it was a decent CUV. As we approached the 3 yr mark and about 45 - 50 thousand miles on it (I think, we’ll get to that in a bit) it would occasionally start “pinging” us. We noticed…

This one time... I went out to my car in the morning, and had to actually roll down my windows , then I had to phyiscally (PHYSICALLY!) wipe my side mirrors, and turn on my rear defroster, and run my wipers twice (TWICE!). It was like... intense maaaan.

You’ll be fine

Step 1: Skip to :50 to see the car start moving
Step 2: Watch 1 minute of glorious video
Step 3: Wish there was way, way more video

Wanted: John Doe, sought in questioning for the 1971 murder of Individuality. $10,000 reward for any information that leads to identification or an arrest.