Buying a cheap salvage title Porsche with no service records.

Being shapely, French, and wearing an easily removable top doesn’t hurt either.

Neat but I’d still rather have the ‘Murica version.

Seriously, this guy sounds like an actual badass.

I love how this guys was able to go from being beaten, bound, and stuffed into the trunk of a car; to alerting the police, out of the trunk, and shooting them with their own gun.

The salesman just had to take the challenge of selling this car, go charging ahead, and ram a deal through. But these turds were real hellcats. There was a neon sign saying that they were bad news!! I’d be curious what caliber this salesman really is. He’s no sales viper, that’s for sure. Would I take the customers?

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

They don’t know any better. It’s like ugly dogs. Be kind to them anyway, for someday you may need your assistance when you need help choosing a printer and it’s the Prius people who wrote 900-word Amazon reviews because they have nothing better to do.

Yes — I want everyone to understand that the Prius is a good car because I BOUGHT ONE! GOTCHA EVERYONE!!!

Actually I had an 01 Prius years ago. It wasn’t so bad.

This is you preparing your audience for the fact you bought a first-gen Prius, isn’t it?

You must be a lot of fun at parties and family reunions.

I’ll ask the obvious question: exactly what type of car do you have rotting away in a Las Vegas garage? And can I have it?

Units of measure aside the “No Semis” sign should have been a strong indicator of “stay the hell off this bridge you twit”

I found her CDL Instructor.....

My favorite is they want you to offer them a lower price because they are paying CASH. They always say it as if they are offering something magical and so otherworldly valuable over anything else.

Volksawagen: We won’t get caught again.

Maybe they could start building more electric cars and claim they’re on an eMission?

This is just bad business on the part of the dealership owner and management.

Dear Dealership,

Was bitten on my leg 2 weeks ago by a human (wigger) who decided to attack a pregnant lady, assault me when I stepped in, and when he was getting his A$$ kicked decided to bite me on my leg about 1 inch away from my manlihood! Anyways to the more important part of the story, I had to drive myself to the hospital,…