Detroit: Now that’s Urban decline, amirite?

It’s so absurd anyway. You can find servicepeople who support Kaepernick and those who don’t. It doesn’t matter; they’re just citizens. They aren’t the final arbiters of what is the “appropriate” way for other citizens to protest.

But I guess it’s easier to put veterans on a pedestal than it is to fix the VA, or for…

One must be of a certain age to get this joke.  I am of that age so take your star, sir, and be gone.

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

If I could turn back time...

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

It takes a hell of a lot of cognitive dissonance to claim that “no one should have to choose.. between properly speaking out and personal success” while trying to blackball Nike into dropping Colin Kaepernick. 

His dad appears to be a man of respect for self and others, considering he and his son was utterly disrespected repeatedly by his son’s opponent.  

Dad’s wardrobe provided by Reebok’s Bela Karolyi Collection.

This is quite an impressive demonstration by both Khabib and his dad on how to actually take responsibility for your actions.

Why?  Did he keep his brain in his kneecaps on gameday?

The Vikings had several of these go against them just like you've described. The reason they're getting any roughing calls in their favor is that their offensive line is probably the worst in the league

I solved my X-Factor issues by throwing my TV out of the window.

I’ve been saying it since the ‘90s - Any email (or FB message or w/e) that implores you to forward it to everyone you know (or love or care about) is some variety of hoax or scam and should under no circumstances be forwarded to anyone or anywhere except the trash bin.

This is the same shit that started in the 90s with emails. However, to this there is a solution! Delete Facebook.

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I haven’t seen a tiger that upset since Elin guessed his passcode.

Fixed.