Fuck this completely. You can’t shame people into voting. As someone who in no way pledges his allegiance to the two-faced cowards and idiots of the Democratic Party, no amount of disgust in Trump and the Republicans will stop me from demanding actual, meaningful progressive stances from those asking for my vote. If…

Fuck that. Write what you feel, Libby. Most people are adult enough to recognize that Democrats are both feckless cowards and also 100% better for the country than Republicans.  

“I was trying to explode both eyeballs.”

Exploded eyeball, huh? The director of the Ryder Cup is "Edward Kitson". I'm not sure why Oliver Stone chose that pseudonym, but I'm sure Koepka's coke-fueled descent into madness, as portrayed by Miles Teller, was fascinating but ultimately not Oscar worthy. 

Was it a Titleist?

$3,000 and that’s without the bridesmaid dress, shoes, hair, makeup, etc. Being in a wedding is fucking expensive. 

I’m sure he was referring to Paris, TX.

Destination weddings are a great way to transfer all of the costs of a wedding to one’s guests. Because they end up saving the couple a metric shit-ton of money due to the tiny size and typically modest ceremony/party, it’s only fair that they should offer to pay for the wedding party’s flights.

Do you know what’s worse than being invited to a destination wedding? Being asked to stand up in a destination wedding. My wife was asked to stand up in one that’s in Italy next year.

Tooth pain can be legitimately crippling through sheer pain. I feel for anyone who’s going through it or a kidney stone.

This is a joke. Blizzard should have given this guy a high-paying position over a decade ago.

I really like Grandbox. I have a subscription for my grandmother, and she likes getting something special every month. Each month they remind me to personalize it for her by adding photos and another that they print and pack for her box. It's helped us stay connected. 

I really like Grandbox. I have a subscription for my grandmother, and she likes getting something special every…

She finally decided to post the video online on Monday and she was quickly contacted by someone in Delta’s corporate office who asked her to take down the Twitter video, which Arlene declined to do.

You’d be charged with assault, might have your ass handed to you, and possibly sued.

Sounds like United’s motto.  They love dragging customers.

In a world where Alex Smith gets traded for a 3 and a pretty good CB, Eli Manning is not getting anyone a “couple of #1's”

This.

I have no idea what or who you’re talking about. This is the longest, vaguest post I’ve ever seen on Kinja. Well done!

Things like this need a reminder every year or two.