I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying...

They should have had the clerk come out and kick her in the face just to illustrate what a kick to the face looked like.

if you listen closely, she farts as she says "gas"

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

"Twerking Granny!"

"The milk of human kindness is made from people! IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!"

On the plus side, he took home some sweet souvenirs.

Inefficent lane merging causes traffic, road rage, and accidents. Some people are aggressive lane cutters, while others politely take their place in a lane long before an exit. The best, most efficient solution for all of us is to stay calm and zipper merge, each one taking our turn. (It was worth a try. At the very…

11. Never get on your brakes on the highway unless absolutely necessary.

So was this like the annual sales meeting for the Southwest's leading distributor of flat-bill caps, tribal tats and steroids? Or maybe the quarterly meeting of Douchebags Anonymous?

I am crying right now. That was hilarious, thanks to your input, and Bill's.
For as much as it makes me laugh, it is also so sad. This is why good fences make good neighbors. We are just not meant to interact with each other at this level. There are too many subsets, sensitivities, and lines in the sand. When I first…

This makes me want to fly planes full of these people into a building full of more of these people.

[is glad party is over]

The people at this party are just like...everything I hate about everything...

Was this playing in everyone's head while watching these or just me?

"The Moto E is the only phone in this price range to have Gorilla Glass screen protection;" false. Lumia 630. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

I think it's super odd that articles like these rarely mention 12-step programs. While 12-step programs say that they "do not hold a monopoly" on the way to getting free from an addiction, the mainstream media has SUCH a hard time giving them any due.

If it's an addiction — you generally have define what abstinence is…

That's not a "for sure" determining factor, but a question one can ask themselves to help decide if maybe they should talk to someone about their substance use. Sure, it varies. What 17 year old that had a couple of beers with friends doesn't lie to their parents about it? But if you're a 30 year old married…

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.