Pictured: two asses and a boob.

i love hot chicks with daddy issues. does kate need a nice night out?

I'm sure I'll get vilified for this, but… I believe his apology. The paparazzo knew what he was doing and got the reaction he was hoping for.

I think people have in their head, "Why should I give this successful studio money to help make a game." The strange thing is I would rather do that than give some random person my money.

Uh, I beg to differ...

No one was gonna make the joke.

As always, it looks better with shorts and socks and numbers.

Reduced CALORIE option. Soda doesn't have fat and neither do Slurpees

If we're going to refer to her as Oberst's "victim" instead of his "accuser," then we may have decided to blame the victim right from the start.

"New research from Pew shows that not only do three out of every four Amurricans born between 1973 and 1995 have ink . . ."

Keep going for those white mea culpa points!

So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.

tl;dr

So, this person tries to make a post explaining how sometimes people can be ignorant without purposely trying to be an asshole, and if you explain things to them nicely they are most likely going to be happy to listen; and you go and respond like this:

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There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Jez,

If you're gonna take an editorial from Jezebel word-for-word, at least cite your source.