Harper charged again after the baseball and this time discovered the out-of-town scoreboard.

"Say eye yam stew peed four times fast, ya'll."

Jesus Christ. The Jags continue to have to fight this perception that we blackout all the time. IEATGLUE is referencing Winn-Dixie buying up tickets to avoid blackouts OVER TEN YEARS AGO. This simply doesn't happen anymore. We removed tarps due to ticket demand for a few games last year. And before everyone yells…

ESPN producer: "Colin, you're off by a decade. 'The Great Gatsby' is about the 1920s, not the 1930s.' "

Here's a .gif I found on Twitter if his controller was disconnected:

If he's uncomfortable around people who practice adultery, pre-marital sex, and other sins of the flesh in open rebellion to God, then Chris Broussard picked the wrong line of work times 1,000.