“We’re throwing a penalty flag on them, and no amount of instant replay will downgrade this flagrant foul. They’ll spend plenty of time in the penalty box, and may get tossed by us....the umps.”
Come on guys...we’re gonna get to see the great QB competition between Brian Hoyer, Ryan Mallett and Fred Sav, I mean, Tom Savage! Appointment television...
He’s just feeling really bad about making all these pitchers look like crap...he’s nice a guy like that.
Well, I mean, maybe he literally plans on coming into town, killing multiple people and causing millions of dollars in damage...I think it’s nice of him to warn everyone ahead of time.
“I told him to do that...”
My sources say Goodell laughed at all Kraft’s jokes and kept playing with his hair...a definite sign!
“So, Kyrie, since I clearly know nothing about your past, and assume that, as a young black man, you don’t know who your father is, do you consider LeBron James your daddy now?”
Upstairs neighbor that used to keep coming down to visit but hasn’t been seen from in awhile - Kevin Love
Pierce’s shot woulda been in time if Wall hadn’t Dougie’d that one time a few years back...
Dan Patrick, mentioned in this very article, calls it the mothership...
The way to tell between Webber and Miller is, if the guy talking is annoying the piss out of you, it’s Miller...
For real? Chris Webber is one of the best young analysts in the game. In games he calls, he provides terrific insight. Rose has just gotten a big head over the past few from being on the Mothership so much...
Wonder if NBA TV will come calling...?
Could she BE anymore of a fangirl?
Switch Kilmer and Clooney and I’m on board...
My dad coached my youth basketball team, and I was clearly not one of the five best players on the team. He wanted to start me, but I told him not to, that the others were more deserving. I eventually earned a couple starts later in the season, but I didn’t want guys giving me that “you’re only starting because of…
I just want the Wiz to win and John Wall to celebrate by doing a LENGTHY version of the Dougie. We can all then bask in the glow of Colin Cowherd’s exploded head...
“Shhh, just close your eyes. It will all be over soon...”