So, they were approached to fix the game, they declined the money and STILL lost 6-1?

The word ghetto originally meant the area of Venice in which the Jews lived...so actually, yeah, Smallwood does speak ghetto.

The best part of this: this shit is on the internet...FOREVER. They will not be able to escape it. One weird night, but a whole lifetime of embarrassment.

Here's the chicken joke:

I would vote for somewhere around Dulles Town Center. Lots of land, ready access by a couple major roads, way better traffic flow than what Fedex Field has.

Yeah, guess the only possible options are staying where they are in MD, moving back to where RFK is in DC or going somewhere in VA. Not sure where in VA they would go...not really any sports arenas of note on this side of the Potomac.

Careful he doesn't take a piss in it...that's kinda his thing.

Can't blame them. They walked in on Peyton Manning while he was getting dressed in the locker room only to discover that he was, in fact, Rocky Dennis in a mask this whole time...

...I'm more interested in what the holy hell was going on at the beginning of the video?

...he missed a World Series game due to hemorrhoids? For real? Was Kansas City sold out of Preparation H at the time?

The league is clearly pandering to the Ice Cube lobby with this fine...why, without Cube's support, the league may be stuck with Pitbull. And nobody wants that...

I smell a sell-out....

And somewhere, Gronk is sitting back asking "Still want me to apologize for dancing too much?"

Layne: I haven't had balls flying at my face that fast since I was experimenting in Bangkok...

Pena had left a little gift for Swisher during Rollfairgate, and Broseph turned the corner right into the trap...

Giant Bomb has become a daily fixture in my routine, and listening to the group of guys joke around about games and life and whatever has given me years of entertainment.

I don't know if there are enough towels in the world to clean up after this sloppy BJ of an article...

"Pfft...I did it cuz I wanted to." - Gus Frerotte

As far as I know, Hernandez was academically eligible when he came out of Florida...did I miss something? How would his case affect this?

I especially like the one with the parents and uncle who served in WW2...yeah, I'm sure they never uttered one sideways comment while participating in a war.