Video shows Mojo hitting the guard once on the cheek. He is charged with misdemeanor assault. The ladder he used to commit said crime will not be charged.

Man, I know it wasn't a great choice, but if they didn't want him to take ballroom dancing, they shouldn't have offered it...

Turnovers? More like Popovers, amirite???

Killer response...really stopped him dead in his tracks.

If he needs to know where to find Tony, he can look on his globe...which is golden.

Better liquor...

Love these types of fights, just to be able to pick out the phony tough guys. Those guys who are all like "Someone, hold me back...hold me back...." when they're not gonna do anything.

...did her call her Mark?

Sad time...he had a problem during his playing career, got out of it relatively unscathed legally. The more you get away with it, the more confident you get that you'll never get caught.

No, don't they get it? They're supposed to be intensely upset by this team name...it's so incredibly racist and hateful and mean spirited! The very fact that they did not mind it makes them racist against themselves...meta-racists.

No blackouts in over 3 seasons.....if Tebow is #1 on the Jags fans crap list, this is #2 (literally and figuratively).

+ Graham's Number...

Not pictured: He who dealt it...

For all the Gators homers (and I am one, but not a blind one), I don't see anyone crying for the all-time leading passer in Florida history to get a QB job. Chris Leak ain't that old...

Ever wonder what he looked like when he realized how much he had to pay in the divorce settlement?

Don't these people realize that this kind of crap is what makes the Jaguars (and the city of Jacksonville) a national punchline? We've got some dude in New Jersey making a goddamn petition to the White House, and now some lawyer in Orlando (not Jacksonville...Orlando) pulling this mess.

It's like in football when you see a tackling defensive player call over to the sidelines for medical personnel. You hate to see something like this happen. Hope he can make a good recovery, just for personal well being way before baseball comes into play.

Well, that would cut down on people leaving during games...would suck for the late arrivals.

Clothing critiques? What is this, Jezebel?

You should see the pics from when this guy was in high school....what a crater face!