It’s a GM PowerGlide transaxle, not a Chrysler Corporation TorqueFlight transmission.

Two gears, pretty light, almost as wide as it is long...and a V8. I'd say there's a whole lot of experience and information left out in the text above. Spinning out in the rain might just be a feature.

That’s why I got mine. My black ass could end up unemployed or dead whenever, so why not enjoy it?

That’s not the vibe that I got from the end of the article at all. It was meant to reassure those who can’t necessarily afford one for various reasons that they don’t need to make further sacrifices to get one. It’s a wonderful product, sure, but as he said, it’s not going anywhere. If you are in a good enough…

Deal with it 

Incredibly poignant:

2033, still on the run from the Hunter Smeeps, I bed down on the roof of an old theater, one hand on my improvised salt water gun in case they track me down while I sleep.

On mobile it actually reads like a normal article (just keep scrolling down to read). With the added bonus of fewer ads than a normal article! 

I can’t find a CJ that matches the smart’s wheelbase without modification, so it will be a true test of David’s Harbor Freight welder.

But but David and I have to combine a smart and a Jeep into one!!

Just when I was considering giving up on the FP, they go and hire you.  Congrats kid!  You finally found a way to make your insanity pay :)

Please provide a street address of your location. I may or may not be from the future to terminate you before you collaborate with David Tracy, leading to humanity being overrun by machines collectively known as Shitbox in 2029.

This is both tragic and not surprising given her recent health issues. We can only hope to run out the clock. 

Viruses don’t have politics, no matter how much Donald Trump and Fox News want you to think they do. Go back in your bubble.

If you think science is political, you need to really step back and reconsider what words actually mean. Or maybe start by learning what they mean.

Word. One of the best things about motorcycling is that it's basically a solo activity. 

And lets not forget that the inevitable infections will make their way back to wherever the attendees came from after Sturgis is over.

I was thinking the same thing. I like riding because I don’t have to be with other people, it’s actually better to be alone. I don’t like group rides or meetups either. Riding my own pace, where I want to go is the best.

Nicely done on the headline, but wow is it accurate.

As a motorcycle rider myself, I just don’t see the appeal of large gatherings like this where the bikes are the sideshow. You get there, you park your bike in a sea of other bikes where you can’t use your bike, and you have to leave at least some of your shit with your bike since I sure as hell am not carrying my PPE…