You fainted?

Krieger would like a word with the designers.

It’s like I’ve been waiting all my kinja life for this article.

This is good to hear. There’s an Alfa dealer by my house and i routinely ogle the Guilias. I would love to get one, especially if they bring the rumored 350hp version here. 

Correct. Do they not have insurance that covers cracked windshields for $0? I thought everyone did.

I agree. My Alfa has been a dream. It also is a sport sedan with a V6...but it is 21 years old. No issues at all and she sees redline daily.

Well the article seems to use a broken windscreen and a damaged tyre to emphasise its case. That, to me, says more about either their driving style, or the quality of the tyres than it does about the car, though. 

Whats with all the blowback from the comments? We get it, street drifting is illegal. So is speeding. So is not putting your blinker on 100ft from a turn. So is glancing at your phone while driving. Yes we ALL do those things. Get off your high horse. Fucking squares.

This sounds a lot like the kind of street racing behavior that gets innocent bystanders killed, and that Jalopnik usually takes pains to denounce.

Yup. My eloquent, scientifically back-up verdict on this is: Texas can go fuck themselves.

I read the Dallas Morning News piece this morning. The ‘explanatory note’ on dropping Helen Keller was a boiled down explanation that social activism, no matter how just or peacefully it is conducted, is not an example of citizenship, because the only examples of citizenship that should be upheld are those of law…

That’s cool and stuff but also the screens look ridiculous. Gotta be a better way to integrate them.

All of this.

You just told a full story with these.

“How crazy do I have to act until the stock drops low enough I can buy back all public shares and make it a private company again?”

No, I’m saying that smoking tobacco mixed with your weed is gross.

And yet we elected someone with worse speaking skills to be president...

In my discussions with some reps at Ford their thoughts are if the SUV/CUV they offer get good enough fuel economy then nobody would care about buying a car, people buy sedans and hatchbacks due to economical reasons rather than want. My dealer has also tried to convince me to trade my Focus in on an Ecosport. I…

Mercedes isn’t caving to the front truck