Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

No, she went of her own accord

I do know what it means.

The left has shown itself to be as equally deplorable as the right.

The democrats are not blameless. The party machine favored the candidate that polled worse in a general election. And I say this as someone who voted for Clinton.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

“Better school”? The Wolverines are a top 5 program, have a coach with strong NFL ties, play in the biggest stadium in the country and have a huge nationwide fanbase. Michigan is also respected academically, unlike Alabama and Clemson. What’s “better than Michigan” mean to you? UCLA or something? I’m confused as you…

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.