I was hoping to see lots of before and after photos.

She looks like the Pepe the Frog in a blond wig

Who or what is the interesting/delightful person/thing Garrett and Emma are looking at with their clear, crisp eyes and memorable noses? A photo assistant jangling keys? A friend doing jumping jacks? A puppy drinking water from the tap on a countertop? I want facts.

Shelter Cat Update!

Smug bitchiness, huh?

I don't necessarily agree being fat is largely a choice. I do think this website has gotten kind of mean though. Or maybe they were always mean and I just grew up.

Anybody want a pic of a happy Corgi in a bathtub? Darwin says hi.

I’m actually impressed? I expected a cutesy insta announcement whenever baby Daisy arrived, but I did not anticipate a charitable foundation with Unicef. That’s pretty cool of them.

Are you all still clapping?

Shelter Cat Update!

I guess it would depend on the pay and benefits. Is there a retirement plan?

Yeah, Miley Cyrus made a fucking fortune appropriating Black music/culture/dance in her early career. The one silver lining is that discussions around cultural appropriation and the ways that it benefits white artists really picked up as a result. But it seems like she heard none of that criticism. Trying to latch…

I was wondering the same thing. Why on earth would they give up their seats for Pippa Middleton? It would be presumptuous even to be asked. 

They’re just not great examples of bratty behaviour.

Oh man, she is gonna carve Pence up like a Christmas Ham in the debates.   I want her to double dog dare the skeevy little asshole to even try to back up his bullshit....just once.   She knows exactly what he is gonna try to shovel and she is gonna nail him to the core on it all.

Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

yep

Is it better than Magical Smize Academy or whatever Tyra’s novel was called?

I legitimately can’t believe the number of heathens defending microwaving water for tea in this comment section.