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I will pass on whether Machine Gun Kelly is achingly beautiful but his chosen trade name sure is achingly annoying.

One exception would be him ripping out pages of the book Amber Heard was reading on the set of Aquaman. Destroying a book like that is decidedly not sexy.

I dunno. He’s no The Rock. Close, though.

You know, I was just thinking they are all really pretty girls, despite mom’s hairline. ;) 

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I’m not sure I understand the rules, but Emily was robbed. For chrissake, she even incorporated her silver-medal winning toilet paper roll art project as a centerpiece. A sad day in Olympics history...

Don’t ask me why but I gave Kushner a beat face back in the beginning of quarantine

Honestly it seems like the only thing 50 is famous for these days is starting shit on social media...

Rich is absolutely not gonna murder you in your sleep. No siree bob.

He’s such a handsome fella!

Tom Hanks saves the day again, because until his bit at the end I had no idea who any of these people were.

I maintain that the 2015 Muppets show deserved better, if only for giving us Fozzie Bear experiencing a micro-aggression.

Shelter Cat Update!

Try the one with cornflakes in, that’s the best one.

Would my breakfast reviewer eat this and enjoy it?

That doesn’t sound hygienic at all.

Who would have imagined that a once a week, 4 minute video would have made this so much more bearable? It was an inspired idea and I am forever grateful. (Or that Stephanie’s greatest casting find was looking back in the mirror every morning.)