This is going to be a very weird season of Broadchurch, indeed.

:) Thank you. The fudge sauce is helping.

This has become my favorite recurring topic on thetakeout.com. I really enjoy the videos and hope they continue even after you get out of your aunt and uncle’s house.

Maybe she wants him out of the way so that her dress can be shown properly? I like that gray/silver-ish number.

She complimented my top once so I have a soft spot.

Thank you for going down this road because I have a related question: couldn’t Ryan Murphy just go ahead and spring for the kid’s college? I know college is insanely priced, but do three kajillionaires really need to pool their money to get this done?  

Now I want to see Patton Oswalt cosplay/ dress up for Halloween as Success Kid Baby.

That is a really baby? I thought it was just Patton Oswalt run through Disney’s de-aging technology.

I don’t really care about Cardi B, but I hope you don’t have any dirt on Lizzo. Let a fat, middle-aged white woman have her heroes. :-/

Joe Biden is going to need a press secretary.

As someone that watched the first 9 or so seasons of Dancing with the Stars, I say good. Tom Bergeron deserves so much better. He can do goofy fun, quick wit, and has shown grace under fire on multiple occasions.

Anyone remember the attack on Ryan Lochte? When Marie Osmond fainted? When Max and Kirstie Alley fell over…

What’s up with the whole potluck intro nonsense? I’m pretty sure we’re not doing potlucks anymore. Just be real and say that we can make this for ourselves to gluttonously devour in our homes alone.

The new name should be the “ Washington Lumberjacks” in reference to George Washington cutting down a cherry tree, but mostly for Dan Snyder cutting down a lot of trees on National Park land and enabled by a park ranger who Trump has promoted to National Parks Director.

I was just thinking about (re)watching The Parent Trap! It’s now a tradition that I watch it every year when I’m feeling really into the idea of summer. This could happen in May, but sometimes it’s not until August. Seriously one of the best films of all time, and one of the few I actually own on DVD.

Are you kidding?  Being able to sell new merch was likely part of the reason they agreed to do this.  

Sad news about Kelly Preston, but on the positive side, I was happy that most of the national news chains went or at least led with “Kelly Preston, Actress...”. Of course it’s pretty much a consistent shitshow on the local level, including seeing a headline consisting of just “John Travolta’s Wife Dies”.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I’m just waiting for that day when Stone gets flattened by a steamroller, revealed as a toon, and meets his demise when Eddie pulls the trigger on the accordion-mallet, releasing the spray of dip.

There’s a long tradition of blaming “inadequate” mothers for the way their sons turn out. Not so long ago, the medical world used to blame autism on “icebox” mothers who were insufficiently affectionate.

I want to make a couple of comments about the upbringing issue.