After the Superbowl show when she and Shakira were up there dancing like mad all anyone could talk about was how good they looked at 50 & 43. I decided to believe that the only reason I don’t look good is that I’m not quite old enough yet. 

I choose to believe she’s has a ton of work done. I choose to believe this because she’s a few years older than I am but looks so good. I don’t want to believe that I too could look like that if I just exercise more and eat better. :) 

I could never water ski. I probably didn’t try hard enough after my sister gave herself an enema attempting to water ski. Missouri’s Table Rock Lake was never the same after that day.

I wonder if Seacrest’s uneven eyes were the result of a filler issue rather than a health problem.

“First of all, let me just say, to people commenting on our appearance: How dare you..”

Honestly, in that picture I thought she looked better than she does with all the professional stuff!

This fucking guy.

Oh look, I have something in common with Grimes’ mom!

I prefer Jezebel’s drawings to the out of focus pap pictures

Every living president has a moral imperative to step forth and condemn this president. Protocol be damned.

Shelter Castravaganza!

Imagine expressing how you have learned to cope with your mental health, only to be told you’re wrong because it might not be relatable for everyone.

As a woman with endometriosis may I be the first to say FUCK THIS.

Netflix would like to option your script.

obviously, in a fun-house hall of mirrors.

She doesn’t know. Her house is huge and she’s a moron, so she got lost.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

That is a Mr. John hat, so by definition, it is good.

Agreed. I thought it was a pheasant at first glance, which is 100% a win. And I like the back better, so I’d probably turn it around.

Oh hell no. From the back it looks like the wild turkeys strutting around my back yard. The front is just... tragic.